Notice that I am wearing the shirt from number 3 on this list in the video.
List 5 Fictional characters you want to be.
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Notice that I am wearing the shirt from number 3 on this list in the video.
List 5 Fictional characters you want to be.
August 24, 2008 at 1:32 pm
1. DEXTER MOTHERFUCKING MORGAN.
2. Alex ( A Clockwork Orange)
3. Minnie Mouse
4. Dude Lebowski
5. Bernard Marx
August 25, 2008 at 2:22 am
1. Winnie Cooper
2. Brenda Walsh
3. Harry Potter
4. Elizabeth Bennet
5. Melinda Gordon
August 25, 2008 at 12:03 pm
1. Tony Stark (not Ironman – I just wanna be a rich playboy)
2. Zack Morris (Kelly and Lisa were hot. Hanging out with them would have been awesome in high school)
3. Huey Freeman (The smartest, most political minded kid on earth. Plus he knows Kung Fu)
4. Glenn Quagmire (Watch one episode of Family Guy and then you’ll know why.)
5. Jason Morgan (my favorite character on General Hospital)
August 26, 2008 at 8:22 am
1. Edmond Dantes
2. V
3. Professor Dumbledore
4. Lee Adama
5. Phoenix
August 27, 2008 at 12:11 am
1. Hagrid, because nobody fucks with a half giant.
2. A gray Jedi, not really evil or all about the emotional range of a teaspoon, but just a normal dude with a lightsaber and force powers(think the black guy from KOTOR)
3. Master Chief. Genetically engineered to fuck your shit up, with any weapon I can find.
4. A vampire. Eternal life? Sleep all day? Seduce hot bitches with the easy? Where do I sign up?
5. Superman/ Clark Kent. Last son of Krypton= pure badass. Plus, I get to get it on with Lois Lane, giggity giggity all right….
August 27, 2008 at 6:44 am
1. An honest politician – Sorry but all the hype around the conventions and this past election have made me come to the realization everyone is truly full of shit. I have no problem with you cheating on your cancer-dying wife, just be honest when you’re boinking the camera girl. I understand if you don’t want to get-it-on with Hillary, but don’t flat out lie and tell me you did not have sexual relations with some intern while pointing your finger in my face. You had relations. You left your calling card on the front of her dress. And it’s not just relationship stuff with politicians. I wish everyone who had money stolen from them by the 2-year college system kick backs in Alabama, former Governor Siegleman, and the Jefferson County Sewer Board (which by the way essentially includes every tax payer in Alabama) could get a free kick to the crotch of that politician that stole from the taxpayers. Now before Big Brother looks into my background and starts surveillance on my home, I’d like you to know that I’m not going to follow through on this. Plus, an equal number of the crooks don’t have anything substantial to kick in the crotch so we’d just have to give a purple-nurple or something to that extent. I know this is sad but I can’t even believe in my candidate for VP, Roach. His sorry ass won’t even support his alma mater this weekend in a road trip to the Georgia Dome. Shame on you Roach. Shame on you.
2. Dexter Morgan – You just need to watch the show. I guess it’s scary that watching people who deserve to get it, get it makes me happy inside.
3. Bruce Wayne/Batman – Cool toys. Trust fund Baby. I know there’s the whole dark sadness with losing your parents to criminals but to know that every day you can take out your aggression by whipping someone’s ass. I think that qualifies as adequate grief counseling.
4. Darth Vader – When you look at his life it wasn’t too bad. Yes, I know mom was sold into slavery but you have to look at the whole picture. Fly a Pod Racer. Check. Be a Jeidi. Check. Get my swerve on with Queen Amydala. Check. Live a successful life as a quadruple amputee. Check. Have James Earl Jones’ voice. Check. In looking over all the positives you have to admit it would be pretty sweet to do the following:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81fwEmP2CKY&feature=related
5. Non-Probation tainted Auburn football National Championship football player – Sorry but I just needed to get this jab in as football season is upon us. The cool thing about being this is that you are as rare as big foot, loch ness, etc. It’s always cool to want to be something that doesn’t exist.
August 27, 2008 at 10:20 am
1.) Al Swearengen: Unequivocally the greatest television character in history. The man I want to be when I grow up.
2.) Don Draper: The other man I want to be when I grow up.
3.) Any and all characters played by one Cary Grant
4.) John MacLean: Diehard is the greatest action movie put onto 35mm film.
5.) Severus Snape: Okay mostly because it’s Alan Rickman and maybe it’s Hans Gruber that I want to be.
August 27, 2008 at 10:49 pm
From Movies:
1) Maximus – “Stay with me!” “Strength and Honor”
2) William Wallace (in Braveheart, not the real one)
3) Seth Bullock (in Deadwood)
4) Indiana Jones (from Raiders)
5) Han Solo